Thursday, April 1, 2010

Little brother at SCU

Donnie and I walk into our dorm room with marcus:

Will: (whisper) be really quiet as we get there and walk along the left wall
Marcus: what? why?
Donnie:(whisper) because then we can get into our room without detection
Marcus: ...detection from what?
Will: well the two girls from across the hall
Donnie: yeah allison is feeling ill, shes got a "stuffy nose" and is a bit cranky from the other night- she had a long night...three days ago
Will: yeah and briana is sucha prawn and shes probably dealing with the puppy that lives in her room
Marcus: soooo theyre not your friends
Donnie: no no we love them thats just how we roll

(sound of knob turning)
Will: damn they heard us!

(briana pokes her head out)
Briana: Will, i know that russia is the largest country but i SWEAR africa is a way larger country than russia

to be continued.

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