Little Brother At Santa Clara

Professor: As you can see, there have been cameras installed in every classroom and hallway and dormroom of Santa Clara over the weekend.

(Students look around apprehensively, but not seeing any cameras.)

Student #1: Uhmm. I don't see any cameras.

Prof: Well of course you can't see them. Just know that they are there. So behave yourselves. I will go to my office and get something. Don't do anything crazy.

(Professor leaves.)

Student #2: This is bull. I can't believe it. Classrooms, I'm okay with. What about dormrooms?

Student #3: That's really gross. Doesn't that mean they can see me changing and stuff? Who watches the cameras? I bet they're all pervs.

Student #4: Hey, you guys ever hear of a game called Harujuka Madness? Let's skip class and go playyyyy

Student #5: Hello, cameras! They can hear and see you!

Student #4: I don't see any cameras.

(Professor comes back)

Prof: I have very bad news for you. The bay bridge had been attacked! The government thinks it was terrorists!

(Chaos.)

Prof: This is why we needed those cameras! Now they won't attack SCU. Because we can seeeeee everythinggggg.