Marcus: Michael, what are you doing today?
Michael: Whatever I feel like doing, I'm f***ing awesome and I do what I want.
Marcus: You know you can't live your whole life like that.
Michael: Try me.
(5 hours later, in the hospital)
Michael: Life tried me and won.
Marcus: Told you so.
Michael: Screw you. Your not always right.
Marcus: I am when it counts. It's never a good idea to finish off the night with the Jersey Shore drinking game.
Michael: What are you my mother?
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