Little Brother at Santa Clara

Marcus: Those ACCESS CARDS track you, man. They know where you are at all times. It's the Man trying to keep tabs on you. They know when you're in the library, when you're at a party, you're just a prisoner.
Professor: I think that's a little extreme Marcus, don't you? Maybe it's just for your own protection that you have ACCESS CARDS...don't you think it's a little easier than carrying around a key to the building, a meal plan card, a photo ID, and your library card?
Marcus: I know what you guys are trying to do here, it's all just a ploy to have us buy into letting you spy on us.
Professor: Maybe you better do a little research on it.

(Later)
Marcus: (inner-monologue) So I figured it out, it's all about where you use the cards, if you use the cards for your dorm, they know you come back; if you use it at a restraunt, they know you didn't eat in Benson. It's pretty simple technology really... so all I did was switch the coding on my card with a Professors. Now they'll be tracking my History Professor all the time! They'll be following around that old guy to his office, while i'm out exhiltrating all I want.

Marcus on the computer: So, who up for a late night basketball game in the Leavey Center?

Me: Marcus we can't do that, it's not going to work. You need a special access code on your card to open up the basketball arena, and theres no way you're going to figure that one out.
Marcus:You know me I already figured it out
Me: Of Course you did...
Marcus: I told you it's simple technology man, it's done. Come on 1-on-1 in the basketball stadium.
Me: you're on.