Little Brother at Santa Clara

Me: "It's weird to think of the days when all we needed to worry about in the shower were shower shoes."
Sarah: "I know! It's weird to think that at one point, people were not aware of the cameras in all the stalls. I wish I'd been wearing a bathing suit the whole time."
Me: "I wonder how long I showered before I realized they were watching me."
Sarah: "God, I don't want to think about it. And the creepy thing is...where are they watching us that we are NOT aware of..."
Me: "Oh, I know. I mean what are they watching for anyway? If I'm going to assemble a bomb or hack into the system, I am not going to do it in the shower, you know?"
Sarah: "It's like, even if you're totally innocent but the RD walks by and hears you say "download" or "virus" he automatically thinks of you as guilty, like you are up to no good or something."
Me: "I know."
Sarah: "I heard someone say that the school is going to install a program attached to everyone's log in that tracks words. If you type any suspicious words on their "list" over 25 times, they will hold a meeting with you. They are also working on checking every site you have ever looked at while at SCU."
Me: "Who told you that?"
Sarah: "You know I can't say that...I'm sure someone is listening right now. I can't ruin my sources."
Me: "Yeah, good call. Man, I'm really tired of this stuff."
Sarah: "C'est la vie."